Jokes

Tommy Cooper was an English comedian (1921 to 1984). He was famous for his jokes with double meanings. Here are a few for you to enjoy. See if you can identify the double meanings or the general humour.  Have a great time!

English is Easy

Jokes, anecdotes...

I’m sick of being sick!

http://www.learnhotenglish.com/pdfs/free-lessons/HE131_jokes_46.mp3

BEAR  HUNTING

A: I say, I say, I say. What’s the best way to hunt bear?

B: I don’t know. What is the best way to hunt bear?

A: With no clothes on.

A Funny Story...

A blonde goes for a job interview...

A blonde goes for a job interview in an office. The interviewer decides to start with the basics. 'So, Miss, can you tell us your age, please?'

aphorism

lol

20 Most Peaceful Countries in the World

20. Mauritius 

According to the GPI Report 2013, Mauritius is one of the most peaceful nations on Earth and it was also ranked the most peaceful country in Africa. The strong score of this island country in the GPI highlights the relative stability of the region and thus further promotes it as a trusted platform for wealth management services and estate planning

The Cat's Meow!

Cats are the most popular pets among Americans. So it is not surprising that there are many expressions about cats. Some cats like to catch small birds, like canaries. If someone looks very proud  or satisfied with himself, we say he “looks like the cat  that ate the canary.” 

Rio de Janeiro - view from Corcovado

http://www.panoramas.dk/fullscreen6/f40-rio-de-janeiro.html

Chinese Proverb

"Teachers open the door, but you must enter by yourself."

Why & How to Study English...

Anecdote

The Boss

One day a man goes to a pet shop to buy a parrot. The assistant takes the man to the parrot section and asks the man to choose one. The man asks, ''How much is the yellow one? ''
The assistant says, ''$2000. '' The man is shocked and

Alligator Shoes

 A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local

Crazy sentence

Listen, enjoy, translate

Ok, Ready? Cool.

I didn’t actually notice that many mistakes this week, like I do think the level is quite high this week. Hats off to you, very well done!