AAMOF, BBL, CID, DIY, etc.

AAMOF = as a matter of fact
AND = any day now
AFAIK = as far as I know
AFK = away from keyboard
AKA = also known as
ATSL = along the same line

I was tossing and turning all night

You and your friend are on vacation together. You're in a hotel room, and the bed was uncomfortable. Your friend asks how you slept, so you answer. "I was tossing and turning all night"

Twitter language

Example Tweet:
My boss says he needs it done asap.
Meaning:
asap is short for “as soon as possible”. It
roughly means “very quickly”.

Friends

Free, free to be myself

Free to need some time

Free to need some help

Why would you put...

Why would you put an empty milk carton back in the fridge? 

You've made a cup of coffee. You take the milk out of 
the refrigerator, but there's nothing in the container. You
complain to your husband, who used the last of it.

President Obama

A Mother's Promise: Barack's Biography

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• NAME: Barack Hussein Obama, Jr.
• OCCUPATION: Lawyer, U.S. President, U.S. Representative
• BIRTH DATE: August 04, 1961 (Age: 51)
• EDUCATION: Punahou Academy, Occidental College, Columbia University, Harvard Law School
• PLACE OF BIRTH: Honolulu, Hawaii

• AKA: Barack Obama
• ZODIAC SIGN: Leo