How do you like this: I bought this piece of china in
a china shop when I was in China.
English is a crazy language. There is
no ham in hamburger, no egg in eggplant, neither apple nor pine in pineapple.
French fries weren’t invented in France, and English muffins weren’t invented
in England. Furthermore, quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square and
a guinea pig is not from Guinea nor is it a pig!
English is also a silly language at times, too. I
mean, who in their right mind would create two words with the same spelling and
different meanings? I am of course talking about those pesky homographs. For
example:
“He wound up the clock with ease, even though he had a
wound to his right hand.”
How ridiculous!
Of course, you could, and probably would, rephrase
that sentence to avoid the homographs. But there are times when we find
ourselves accidentally sucked into the vacuum, and like a dog’s mess gracing
the pavement of a dark lane, we occasionally step on a homograph-ridden
sentence.
Now, before we dive into our list of homographs for
your grammatical pleasure, bear in mind that a homograph that is also
pronounced differently is called a ‘heteronym’. Oh, and while we’re here, don’t
forget the ‘homophone’, which is when two or more words share the same
pronunciation but have different meanings, and may or may not be spelled the
same way.
And one last thing…
The homograph, heteronym and homophone are all types
of ‘homonym’; which is defined as two or more words that share the same
spelling, or the same pronunciation, or both, but have different meanings.
Confused? Don’t sweat it. Your friends will scratch
their scalps too when you share these 21 idiotic homographs on your Facebook
page:
1.
Rita was too
close to the door to close it.
2.
Dan’s wife said
he should polish the Polish furniture on a regular basis.
3.
I did not object
to the object in question.
4.
There is no time
like the present to present a friend with a present.
5.
The vegetable
farm was asked to produce organic produce for the local community.
6.
Unfortunately
the insurance was invalid for the invalid.
7.
The dog lead was
dangerous because it was made of lead.
8.
I had to hide
the animal hide before my vegetarian friend came to dinner.
9.
A seamstress and
a sewer fell down into a sewer pipeline.
10. There was a row between the oarsmen about how to row properly.
11. The wind was too strong to wind the sail.
12. She shed a tear upon seeing the tear in the painting.
13. The soldier had to desert his platoon in the desert.
14. I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
15. The buck does get rather excited when the does are around.
16. The dump was so full it had to refuse more refuse.
17. To help plant the seeds the farmer taught his sow to sow.
18. The contract was subject to the term that I didn’t contract an illness
within the first two months.
19. It took me a minute to locate the minute hole in the fence.
20. After months of procrastination, Helen decided to resume writing her
resume.
21. I shall stop here because I am content with this content!
A homograph (from the Greek: ὁμός, homós, "same" and γράφω, gráphō, "write") is a word that shares the same written form as another word but has a different meaning. When spoken, the meanings may be distinguished by different pronunciations, in which case the words are also heteronyms. Words with the same writing and pronunciation (i.e. homographs and homophones) are considered homonyms. However, in a looser sense the term "homonym" may be applied to words with the same writing or pronunciation. Homograph suck this paper disambiguation is critically important in speech synthesis, natural language processing and other fields. Identically-written different senses of what is judged to be fundamentally the same word are called polysemes; for example, wood (substance) and wood(area covered with trees).
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