Civilian: Right, sir, hold on a second. Ready?
Police officer: Yes.
Civilian: My name is Derek... (the civilian drops the lighter onto the counter)
Police officer: What are you doing?
Civilian: That's my name.
Police officer: What is?
Civilian: This. Derek... (the civilian drops the lighter again)
Police officer: What? Derek (the police officer drops the lighter)... is your name?
Civilian: Yes.
Police officer: What kind of name is that?
Civilian: It's my name.
Police officer: It's unusual, isn't it, Mr... (drops the lighter)?