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A blonde goes for a job interview...
A blonde goes for a job interview in an office. The
interviewer decides to start with the basics. 'So, Miss, can you tell us your
age, please?'
The blonde counts carefully on her fingers for about
30 seconds before replying, 'Ehhhh .. 22!'
The interviewer tries another straightforward one to
break the ice. 'And can you tell us your height, please?'
The young lady stands up and produces a measuring tape
from her handbag. She then traps one end under her foot and extends the tape to
the top of her head. She checks the measurement and announces, 'Five foot two!'
This isn't looking good so the interviewer goes for
the real basics. 'And uhh, just to confirm for our records, your name please?'
The blonde bobs her head from side to side for about
twenty seconds, mouthing something silently to herself, before replying,
'Mandy!'
The interviewer is completely baffled at this stage,
so he asks, 'Just out of curiosity, Miss. We can understand your counting on
your fingers to work out your age, and the measuring tape for your height is
obvious, but what were you doing when we asked you your name?'
'Ohh that!', replies the blonde, 'That's just me
running through 'Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you....''